A. WHOLESALE: You want some of our magic spices and other provisions for your restaurant, catering company or store.
For wholesale inquiries, send us an email and let us know how many kajillion things you might be interested in purchasing. We’ll talk!
B. You want to feature me on the cover of Time Magazine as Man of the Year
Same as above, send me an email. I’ll have my assistant’s assistant get back to your assistant to see if we have time to fit that into our busy schedule.
C. You are trying to sell me something
Ah yes, this just might be the case. We all have to make a living. My mailing address is:
The Reluctant Trading Experiment LLC
PO Box 335
Highland Park, IL 60035
D. You are trying to sue me, or worse, trying to sell me SEO services.
You are obviously confusing this Reluctant Trading Experiment with the evil one in Pottsylvania. You can reach them here:
The Evil Reluctant Trading Experiment
Chief Executive Officer
Bukhar-Zhyrau Avenue 59/2